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Welcome to The Neoborn Caveman Show - your source for social commentary, wrapped in comedy and free speech. We're a pro-humanity radio show and podcast. The show regularly covers controversial topics, aiming to expose truths behind government actions, ethics, and societal threats, along with the lunacy of human existence. Health segments are also regular features. Episodes often include musical guests, live reviews, and discussions on how to be a better human. Come be part of our global community, spanning 169 countries, and enjoy a show that's all about real talk, real laughs, and real change. No AI here - just Neoborn's human insight. Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TheNeobornCavemanShow


The Neoborn Caveman Show

Amazing Life? (radio show replay)

Fri, 28 Nov 2025

Neoborn Caveman lets loose a marble-mouthed pro-humanity satire on life's "amazing" ironies, from Meta burying evidence of social media's mental health harms to fuel techno-feudalism and euthanasia pushes, revives the forgotten Bonus Army government attack on WWI veterans as a warning against digital ID erasures and organ harvesting trades, blasts inaction during a Chicago train fire assault by a repeat offender under lax policies, mocks a $60 fridge magnet "Brick" gadget as peak addiction denial over simple self-discipline, and condemns Italian CPS seizure of an off-grid family's children for lacking "social interaction" and toilets, all while anointing God as sponsor for sovereign living against cockroach elites.


Music guests: The Exact Opposite, The Revolt, Sami Chohfi


Key Takeaways

  • Social media giants prioritize growth over user safety.
  • Historical government betrayals echo in modern controls.
  • Digital identities enable untraceable erasures.
  • Collective boycotts reclaim economic leverage.
  • Urban inaction normalizes violence against the vulnerable.
  • Tech gadgets mock true personal responsibility.
  • State interventions abuse family sovereignty.
  • Off-grid living builds resilience over conformity.
  • Self-love silences inner doubts for uniqueness.
  • Divine sponsorship demands human accountability.


Sound Bites

"God didn't make us to initiate more wars. God didn't make us to hate more. God didn't make us to tolerate the shenanigans of the cockroaches parading as politicians."

"If you don't believe them then you are the enemy of the progress."

"Meta buried casual evidence of social media harm according to US court filings"

"People who stopped using Facebook for a week reported lower feelings of depression, anxiety, loneliness and social comparison."

"The U.S. government forcibly removed a Bonus Army group of World War I veterans protesting in Washington Dacey for early payment of their service bonuses using military force including tanks and tear gas."

"It's not capitalism, it's feudalism, it's techno-feudalism sugar-coated."

"With digital ID it will be much easier to eradicate anybody from existence."

"If you have a mortgage You are a contracted slave. That's it."

"Nobody else is responsible for your life. Not even a cockroach politician."

"Anybody who sees somebody suffering and does nothing then should be taken to court, right?"

"60 bucks spent for 'Brick' and this disables social media applications from your phone..."

"It's totally communist, it is totally evil, it's totally not what freedom, The Land of the Free should be."

"They will be one of the most sovereign people when they grow up and they will take down any system that want to control them and their children."


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keywords: techno-feudalism, social media harms, bonus army, digital id dangers, Chicago train fire, phone addiction gadgets, off-grid CPS abuse, God sponsorship, sovereignty, veteran betrayals

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


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Sovereign Responsibility (radio show replay)

Fri, 28 Nov 2025

Neoborn Caveman delivers a pro-humanity ramble on chasing implanted dreams over wholesomeness, critiques post-war institutions like the UN and EU for enabling elite abuses amid generational forgetfulness, rejects AI music as soulless algorithms threatening artists' livelihoods, warns against corporate sweeteners and fast fashion from China as true environmental culprits over animal farts, spotlights the Architects of Denial documentary on unpunished Armenian genocide setting stages for future massacres, urges collective boycotts in sanctuary cities like Chicago to reclaim power from failing leadership, and affirms listener sovereignty against inner naysayers.


Music guests: Van Hechter: Boy Problems, Superhighwayman: Think About That, Sami Chohfi: Enemy, Perry Blake: Death of a Society Girl


Key Takeaways

  • Wholesomeness anchors happiness beyond shifting external goals.
  • Implanted desires fuel endless chases for elite control.
  • Post-war bodies like UN and EU launder power over peace.
  • AI algorithms mimic but lack human originality in art.
  • Corporate production pollutes more than natural emissions.
  • Unaddressed genocides invite repeated global atrocities.
  • Sanctuary failures demand taxpayer accountability.
  • Resistance builds through collective economic halts.
  • Sovereignty thrives on self-love over unloved hatred.
  • Inner voices of doubt undermine personal uniqueness.


Sound Bites

"Are you on the way to be more wholesome than you were an hour ago?"

"There is forgetfulness, a generational forgetfulness happens in every 35 years."

"97% of people can't tell if a song is made by AI or humans."

"If you buy anything fast fashion, you are truly culpable, you are part of the problem."

"Those responsible for genocide, were not brought to justice and confronted with the truths of their crimes, will only set the stage for more worldwide massacres in the future."

"Resistance against evil starts with realizing that there's a problem. And then demanding transparency, accountability, and actions."

"We are not going to work tomorrow. We are not going to pay taxes."


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keywords: sovereignty, wholesomeness, AI music, fast fashion pollution, Armenian genocide, sanctuary cities, resistance boycotts, generational forgetfulness, streaming critiques, listener uniqueness

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You Wanna Try Life? (radio show replay)

Fri, 21 Nov 2025

Neoborn Caveman unleashes a marble-mouthed satirical barrage against worshiping AI deities instead of embracing personal sovereignty, exposes Palantir's Gotham AI biases honed in conflict zones for US military use, warns of digital IDs and convenience as gateways to control, ridicules China's social credit system through pay-or-ad toilet paper schemes, dismisses dark chocolate memory boosts in favor of real physical movement, condemns a South Carolina teacher of the year's violent charges while demanding rigorous standards for educators and championing homeschooling, links MAID programs to organ harvesting horrors, fears German conscription echoing historical dangers, and affirms human uniqueness over hate and distraction.


Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, Reverend Genes


Key Takeaways

  • Sovereignty rejects artificial deities for individual responsibility.
  • AI warfare tools amplify biases and civilian threats.
  • Convenience trades freedom for systemic control.
  • Social credit systems erode basic human dignity.
  • Physical movement outperforms dietary shortcuts for health.
  • Educators require extreme vetting to protect children.
  • Homeschooling surpasses flawed institutional education.
  • Hatred stems from inner unloved states.
  • Military expansions repeat dangerous historical patterns.
  • Personal action preserves humanity against overreach.


Sound Bites

"Only the unloved hate."

"Convenience is the greatest drug for Americans."

"China is a big prison."

"Nothing is better than a good hike or a brisk you know fast walking or anything outdoor."

"No school, no school, homeschool is better than any school."

"Because if you don't, the MAID, the M-A-I-D is coming for you!"

"Sovereign people are the only people who can save Earth."

"You are very special, you are extremely special, you are amazing you are one of a kind."

"If America is lost, the world has no hope anymore."


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keywords: ai deities, sovereignty, palantir ai, digital id, social credit, chinese toilets, dark chocolate health, teacher assault, homeschooling, maid organ harvesting, german military, human uniqueness

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Your Story by You (radio show replay)

Sun, 09 Nov 2025

Neoborn Caveman launches into a satirical critique of government euthanasia like MAID in Canada, tying it to organ harvesting, ostrich culls, and anti-human agendas from political figures, while drawing historical parallels to suppressions under crowns and communists. NC warns of techno-feudalism via digital IDs and China's influences on the West, shares green tea experiments amid rambles on classic media like MASH versus modern trends and self-sufficiency teachings, questions cash restrictions and population dilutions as overreach, condemns a mother's abandonment of her seven-year-old for personal freedom, and debates a sex worker's donations to hunger relief as insufficient for righteousness, all while affirming listeners' worth.


Music guests: Van Hechter, Inoxidables, Perpacity, Saxon Jenkins, Big Bus Dream


Key Takeaways:

  • Government programs like MAID expand to threaten dissenters and vulnerable groups.
  • Historical suppressions echo in modern labels and authority unquestioning.
  • Techno-feudalism merges ideologies to control through digital systems.
  • Media quality declines when prioritizing content over real stories.
  • Self-sufficiency counters reliance on flawed systems.
  • Cash access restrictions signal nanny state intrusions.
  • Parental abandonment prioritizes self over child welfare.
  • Charity from unethical sources fails to redeem actions.
  • Personal uniqueness demands recognition beyond societal pressures.
  • Community support builds humanity over divisions.

Sound Bites

"I hope you never ever signed up for organ harvesting. No matter what kind of name it has in the country you are living right now."

"See, everything crown-related goes nuts, bonkers and anti-human."

"Digital ID is communist China in the making. In short, it is techno-feudalism."

"Change is good. Of course, building houses, technology and cities next to flood areas, like 2 billion people live like that, that's a stupid idea, but well, learn from history."

"Why don't we have real stories, real characters, just real direction?"

"If it is my money, I earned it, I paid the taxes, then if I want to carry it all around. Why? Because it's mine."

"I can't recall any era where mothers without consequences could abandon their children."

"Marriage is a contract with the state."

"I wouldn't sell my body for that."

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keywords: satire, government overreach, euthanasia, organ harvesting, techno-feudalism, media critiques, cash restrictions, parental abandonment, charity ethics, humanity

Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

What Are You Expecting from Life? (radio show replay)

Mon, 03 Nov 2025

Neoborn Caveman opens with a satirical reflection on life's mutual interactions and unfulfilled expectations, critiquing government and corporate intrusions—like dynamic pricing scams and AI coercion (e.g., Grok's 'hallucinations')—that undermine sovereignty and privacy. NC condemns Minnesota's teachers' union for promoting early sex education (including incest concerns), spotlights Jim McMurtry's Kafkaesque Canadian case, debunks alien/UFO distractions amid elite war games and military resource exploitation, and explores historical injustices through Proclamation 1625's Irish enslavement under British rule, calling for monarch reparations while drawing parallels to African slavery. He emphasizes inner peace over triggered hate, righteous rage for community defense, ethical stances against fake nudes and porn consumption, and affirming personal worth while encouraging blessings to others.


Music guests: Sweet Water, pMad, Neoborn Caveman


Key Takeaways

  • Sovereignty requires rejecting corporate and political overreach.
  • Political figures' histories (e.g., Keir Starmer's communist ties) reveal hidden agendas and absurdities.
  • Historical enslavements like the Irish demand truthful acknowledgment and reparations from monarchs.
  • Respecting differences builds stronger communities.
  • Affirmations of worth counter societal pressures.
  • Ethical rants: Stop creating/sharing fake images and consuming porn—it's bad for the soul.
  • Independent thought resists manipulative narratives.


Sound Bites

"We are always forked over by the government, by the agencies, by the corporations and quite often by each other."

"Do you think it's really good to encourage children for incest and other things like in Minnesota?"

"Keir Double Forking Starmer, you know, the communist camp lover."

"King James I had this proclamation, ordering the Irish be placed in bondage."

"The Irish and African slaves were housed together and were forced to mate."

"Everybody's talking about reparations. Let's talk about Irish reparations."


Chapters

00:00 Intro and Welcome: Satirical Take on Life and Mutual Interactions

00:02:32 Host Introduction and Critique of Government as Parasites

00:04:55 AI Coercion, Hallucinations, and Linked Systems Impacting Daily Life

00:07:21 Personal Encounter with Dynamic Pricing in Stores

00:09:40 School System Flaws and Reference to Jim McMurtry's Case

00:12:01 Distractions from Real Issues: Aliens, UFOs, and Military Inventions

00:14:21 Elite Games, Price Gouging, and Calls for Resistance

00:16:22 A Bug's Life Analogy for Dealing with Parasitical Leaders

00:20:13 Welcome Back: No Green Tea, Sugar in Food, and Health Rants

00:22:32 Teen Issues: AI Tools Creating Fake Nude Images and Lawsuit Details

00:24:53 Take It Down Act and Challenges in Filing Complaints

00:27:22 Accent Struggles, Government Shutdowns, and Feudal Systems

00:29:45 Societal Upside-Down: System Failures, Kids' Safety, and Tax Mismanagement

00:32:02 Handling AI-Generated Images: Self-Protection and Community Fixes

00:34:29 Rant on Ethics: Stop Creating/Sharing Fake Images and Consuming Porn

00:39:39 Show Support, Helping Vulnerable People, and Making Life Better

00:42:01 Inner Peace, Righteous Rage, and Avoiding Triggered Hate

00:44:30 Proclamation 1625: America's Enslavement of the Irish and Historical Parallels

00:48:11 Cultural Segment: Poetry Plans, Closing Blessings, and Farewell


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Humanity centered satirical takes on the world & news + music - with a marble mouthed host.

Free speech marinated in comedy.

Supporting Purple Rabbits.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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